straight
This is clearly vitally critical to how we’re supposed to interpret the rest of the greentext
Not shitting your pants is gay
I used to be gay
Then I shit your pants
My gay conversion therapy service is basically just me breaking into your house and taking dump in your laundry basket.
Or that everyone on the platform assumes otherwise.
> Straight, by the way
If i shit my pants aggressively i would probably pretend to fall over and curl up in pain because if you see someone shit their pants without pain you would think the person is strange but if they are in pain and distress then you would think its something medical thus they wouldnt judge you so much for it. At least this is my theory.
Imagine doing this in America. A $675 pair of new pants
$675? Damn bro, lemme get on that insurance! That’d be like a $6k pants shit from here
Better be fake
It’s the first green text that isn’t fake.
It’s probably still gay tho
But anon even said they were straight, so this might actually be the first true and straight greentext.
That’s what makes it so fake
Better be gay
Well folks it turns out that being 40 is like shitting your pants
More of a shitcode…
anon should just get skatole
