US dollars are necessary to pay taxes to the US government and, currently, most oil transactions are in US dollars. This use is exponentially larger than the practical use of gold.

Enjoy your capitalist excess, class traitor!

She was fraudulently induced to make an investment.

The Voice, AGT, and other singing contests make people’s careers. The exposure that she can get from being on a real singing contest is worth the airfare, even if she doesn’t win. However, because the production company lied to her about the purpose of the taping, she spent that money for nothing.

I believe they’re talking about YouTube shorts.

All they do is be bisexual, eat hot chip, play chess, and lie.

Everything is important and very interesting? There’s clear priorities, maybe even a checklist? Sign me up.

It will always be ghoulish to salivate over the destruction of a city to kill one guy.

I’ve composed a little ditty for my barbershop quartet:

“Hell Yeah!”

I’m afraid it loses something in text.

It is good advice for a job seeker, mainly because so many hiring managers are lunatics.

It’s gatekeeping. Like knowing the difference between a salad fork and a dinner fork, sending a thank you letter doesn’t demonstrate that one cares about the job, it demonstrates that at some point you were coached to send thank you letters after an interview. It weeds out qualified candidates who didn’t receive that coaching due to culture, class, etc.

Cutting a hole suggests that, like in the song, the dick will still be attached to him, violating the rule against live animals.

This is the case for most “Dumb laws”: there’s an outlier that becomes kinda silly, but it’s not really worth the effort to change.

I saw one “It’s illegal to hunt Blue Whales in Idaho”. Because it’s illegal to hunt endangered species in Idaho, and Blue Whales are endangered, not because legislators were super concerned about saving Idaho’s whale population.

I’m pretty sure you’re about to break a lot of postal regulations.

If mailing 70 lbs of unstable particles that can’t exist outside of a lab is wrong, I don’t wanna be right.

Private companies love the heartland and will work out of patriotism even if rural routes are less profitable! 🤡

It doesn’t say we have to stop, coward.

They suck liquid from plant roots, if anyone else is wondering.

I’m curious why they evolved to just suck liquid, rather than eating the roots.

If a Marxist parasite is the reason I can suck a golf ball through a garden house then I’ll choose it over some MAGA quack seven days a week.

(((Carl Farx)))

People really say “fella”? It seems centered around Louisiana?

That sucks, my acquaintance.