Fuck

Not a lie per se, more of a fib.

Can’t wait to hear news about a major site leaking user passwords through hawking radiation.

Well, the Matrix was a huge success despite being dumb, so they seem to have made a smart decision.

Snapping out of your fantasy as you’re being eaten alive is a bad move.

That logic would only hold if I wasn’t dumb as rocks.

I was in a situation where a friend’s very aggressive cat was looking at a small lizard that escaped while I was supposed to be feeding both, but not to each other obviously. Basically I had to willingly put my hands into a blender to solve this. But I managed to get her into a different room and close the on her without hurting her in any way.

Oh, and the lizard also bit me when I picked it up to put it back into its terrarium, but at that point I was way past caring.

The non-asnwer reminds me of a recent Wondermark:

Isn’t that a jackdaw?

It was used in some Auschwitz showers instead of Zyklon B.

Graham’s number is big. You just won’t believe how vastly, hugely, mind-bogglingly big it is. I mean, you may think it’s a long way down the road to the chemist’s, but that’s just peanuts to Graham’s number.

Like most characters in movies, even.

Rad, even.

Perchance.

Yeah, when I bit the bullet and watched it to see what the fuzz is about I was very surprised how competent it is.

Machina ex deus, technically.

It’s not what it seems to be!

Clever bird…