NutWrench

• Number of hydrogen atoms in a single molecule of water (H2O): 2
• Number of stars in our (ENTIRE) solar system: 1

That’s the joke.

“I don’t think it’s enough money,” Lopez said in a late-night ruling from the bench in a Houston court. “I’m going to not approve the sale.”

Who gives a shit if “you don’t think it’s enough money.” An offer was made by The Onion and accepted by the seller. What YOU want has fark-all to do with anything.

Luigi needs to shut the everloving fark up and let his lawyer do the talking for him. The cops are trolling him with fake evidence and he’s falling for it.

“The gun WASN’T a 32 caliber, it was a 22 rimfire!” etc, etc.

Luigi needs to shut up and let his lawyer do the talking for him.

“I know of no reason why CEO open season should ever be forgot.”

Trump is NOT going to pardon the Jan 6th rioters. Everything with Trump is transactional. Those rioters failed to deliver the presidency for him. In his mind, they are “suckers and losers.” He can always find another group of idiots to do illegal stuff for him.

I’m here because Reddit got shitty. And I really wanted a decentralized platform, where one person couldn’t screw things up for everybody else. It’s a lot harder to “take over” a social media platform when it’s spread out over 600 Instances in many different countries.

There are many parts of the government that are not SUPPOSED to be “run like a business.” How much money did the Navy make this year? How much money did Medicare, Medicaid and Social Security make this year?

Of course, the answer is that they’re not supposed to make money. Those institutions exist to defend the nation and to make sure ordinary citizens have an alternative to dying in a ditch.

You’ll probably be making lots of changes to your computer over the next couple of weeks, so it’s a good idea to use TimeShift to make system snapshots. (It works like System Restore in Windows). It can even rescue an unbootable system. Just boot from your Linux Live CD / flash drive and you can run TimeShift from that.

Dear FBI,

1. Welcome to Lemmy.
2. If you’re looking for a list of suspects, you can start by investigating all of UHC’s denied claims that resulted in a death. Shouldn’t take you more than a decade or so.

He calls himself a "socialist " a “revolutionary” a “man of the people” despite being born into obscene wealth and having nothing in common with “the people.” This is the guy who said, “America deserved 9/11” and has no problems with “imperialism” if it comes from China.

Of course, you don’t have to take my word on any of this. There are plenty of examples of Hassan on YouTube, being a complete dick.

Intel should have pulled it’s 13/14 Gen chips the moment it became clear they had serious problems. Admit you screwed up and fix it.

Continuing to sell something you know is crap is a long-term reputation hit you are NOT going to recover from.

There’s nothing “leftist” about Piker, no matter what he chooses to call himself. People need to pay attention to what he does, not what he says.

ruling that Musk had individually “controlled Tesla” and dictated the terms of his compensation to a board that didn’t fairly negotiate.

I’d like like to know more about the makeup of this “board” who I assume were all hand picked by Musk.

I think “the needs of the business” include firing managers who make stupid decisions.

The “Buy American” companies will raise their product prices to match the foreign companies hit by tariffs. Governments and corporations NEVER pay tariffs. They pass on the tariffs to consumers in the form of higher prices.

I stopped taking the Nobel Peace Prize seriously when both Kissinger and Arafat won them.

“So what about the fossil record?”

“Dude. God put fossils in the ground to test our faith.”

“No. I think God put YOU here to test MY faith.”